RepJ says... This highly opinionated reporter should have known better than to mess with the grandmas and elementary school teachers (who have to be educated in order to teach, btw. Many w/Master's degrees.) And who does the swanky shop owner think patronizes her shop? Teenagers??? Suddenly, I get the urge to walk around with "Ho Ho Ho" on my chest. This little article has stirred the pot in Southeast Texas to say the least! I get the feeling the reporter ain't from around these parts, but it sounds like she's getting educated quickly...
People deck out in puffy paint, holiday-themed sweaters ... but why?
By
JAMIE REID, The Enterprise
12/14/2006
Updated 12/14/2006 01:37:19 AM CST
Why do normally sane dressers lose all their good sense around the holidays by donning puffy painted sweatshirts with a "Ho Ho Ho"-ing Santa Claus scrawled across the chest?
Perhaps these fashion crimes are brought on by indulging in too much holiday cheer.
More likely, the people who purchase this unfortunate clothing - doting grandmas and elementary teachers seem to make up a large majority - believe that Christmas celebration should extend to their wardrobes.
While we appreciate your spirit for the season, we disagree on the clothes. Strongly.
(Some exceptions are given to adults who work with children. But be warned: we are watching you. And please note that there is never a reason to wear a shirt with the words "Ho Ho Ho" printed across the chest. If you don't know why, just trust us. Teen-agers are snickering at you.)
We also exempt children 12 or younger. Reindeer antlers, snowmen socks and a Santa Claus vest are cute on a 6-year- old. But they are a serious offense on a 60-year-old.
Sharon Thomas, owner of Purse Strings, a boutique for women in Beaumont, won't stock such vulgarity.
"I just don't go there," she said when asked about elf earrings and other seasonal clothing. "It scares me."
Nevertheless, Thomas believes if snowflake cross-stitched sweaters make you happy, go ahead and wear it. But you won't find it at her store, which focuses on the simple and elegant. She does not carry any Christmas-themed clothing, which she called a fashion "sin."
"I think I have educated my customers," Thomas said. "They don't do those kind of things."
Lewis Hoffer, of Butch Hoffer's, a shop for men and women in the Parkdale Mall, agrees. He doesn't offer what he calls "the big, flashy, screaming Christmas" clothes. That's not what his discriminating clientele want, he said.
Plus, themed items like that have a very short window to air them out, he said.
Instead, Hoffer carries red cashmere sweaters, which can be worn during the holidays and other times, too.
(His one concession to the season, he said: Bird Dog Bay ties, with rows of tiny reindeer, for instance. He calls them appropriately "whimsical" and says their small flourishes are akin to Hermes. Your call.)
Unless you are 12 years old or younger, please don't buy or wear any of the following:
Novelty earrings. Put down the miniature snowmen, reindeer and snowflakes. They should not decorate your ears; they ornament the tree. Go classy with a nice pair of studs instead.
Sweatshirts decorated with puffy paint. We had hoped this trend would die in the '80s. We see it has not.
Any holiday-themed sweater. This is perhaps the most dreaded of all Christmas gifts. If you don't believe us, watch the satiric romantic comedy "Bridget Jones's Diary," a hit 2001 film in which Bridget almost passed on sexy Mark Darcy because of a reindeer jumper.
Any Christmas-themed vest. Truth be told, we are a little skeptical of all vests. You are pushing your luck just wearing one - putting Christmas trees across it is a felony crime.
Musical boxer shorts. Just, eew. We don't know any woman who has been seduced to the tune of "Jingle Bells" coming from your nether region.
Dear Beaumont Enterprise ...Here's what Kaye Shepherd had to say about Christmas-themed clothes in an edited email response:
Seasonal sweaters, in particular, the ones that are Christmas themed, seem to be the bane of the well-dressed woman in Southeast Texas. Bah, humbug!
Well, sweetie, I have been through the poodle skirt with thousand of layers of net petticoats, the mini-skirt and bouffant hair-do, the hippie-dippy bell-bottom trousers and love beads.
I have been through the layered look, the see-through look, the Jackie-O/Audrey Hepburn look, the preppie button-down collar and the shoulder pads out-to-there, Dallas-style look and a multitude of fashion fads, crazes and some of the most ridiculous outfits in the world.
Remember the wrap-dress that no well-dressed woman could be without? (We all struggled to keep the thing together in the front.)
Remember the little black dress with the obligatory strand of pearls that everyone had? (We all looked like clones in mourning).
And never forget hot pants.
So, suffering (as if anyone would believe that) through the fashion trends of the last ... well for a long time ... I think it is time that I choose to wear what I want.
And, I love Christmas sweaters. I love the whole Christmas season, the trees, the lights, the garland, the sounds and smells and yes, of course, the real reason for Christmas.
I can wear the red cashmere any time (weather permitting, which means maybe two days a year in Southeast Texas), but Christmas sweaters can only be worn during the Christmas season (buy cotton, not wool).
So tacky in your opinion is just simply being in the Christmas spirit in my opinion.
You say tacky, I say Merry Christmas and stuff that in your stocking!!
Decked out and proud! Christmas enthusiasts adore their holiday attireBy
JAMIE REID, The Enterprise
12/14/2006
Updated 12/14/2006 01:34:25 AM CST
Kaye Shepherd holds up one of her favorite Christmas sweaters with a cowboy theme." Dave Ryan/The Enterprise
Like dozens of Southeast Texans, 64-year-old Kaye Shepherd came to the defense of holiday-themed clothing after the cheery Christmas choices were dissed in The Enterprise last Thursday as "fashion crimes."
Shepherd, proud of snowflakes on sweaters, agreed to tell us why she adores the stuff.
The Beaumont resident even - gasp! - invited me, the intrepid reporter who committed what some people call a fashion faux-pas, into her home to show off a selection of her 30-plus seasonal sweaters.
They "make sure I say 'Merry, Christmas,' to everyone," said Shepherd over coffee by her Christmas tree decked out in a cowboy motif.
"People may be laughing at me, but I don't care," said Shepherd, a drug treatment counselor. "I love Christmas."
And I do, too, so I tried on a particularly, uh, decorative one with pink flamingos wearing Santa hats and holding Christmas trees in their beaks.
Shepherd, who said she picked that one out just for me, laughed as I fumbled with the buttons.
(When I finally got it on, she double-dog dared me to borrow and wear it all day, which I did for the amusement of myself and coworkers.)
While I felt like an imposter in such a sweater, Shepherd is the real deal. She wears one every day between Dec. 1 and Christmas, she said.
"It's not about being fashionable," she said. "I can wear my suits and high-heeled shoes every other time of year. Christmas is about fun."
Lumberton teachers eager to share their Yuletide sensibilitiesBy
JAMIE REID, The Enterprise
12/14/2006
Updated 12/14/2006 01:33:55 AM CST
LUMBERTON - Some 30 brightly-dressed elementary schoolteachers waited after school on Monday so they could show me, a self-proclaimed fashion police officer, just what they thought of my recent article calling holiday clothes a "serious offense."
These ladies - decked out in Santa sweaters, light bulb earrings and jolly vests - were mightily offended and eager to voice their Christmas clothes-loving side about a Southeast Texas fashion debate.
Here's how what some dubbed a "war" between me and the staff at Lumberton Primary School went down:
1. I wrote a story calling holiday-themed sweaters ugly and tacky.
2. Someone in the school's front office read it, got upset, made copies and passed them to the happy holiday staff.
3. The school nurse, Sherry Walker, e-mailed me asking that I apologize for my rudeness.
4. I e-mailed her back, asking if she would like to model or discuss her sweater love for a future story. (I also told her that the Enterprise editor sports holiday-themed clothing, a tie with St. Nicholas snow globes, every Friday between Thanksgiving and Christmas. He runs the newsroom. So I have no comment.)
5. Walker took my e-mail and ran with it. She requested every staff member to declare "war," as she termed it, by wearing "your best, most ornate, most obnoxious Christmas attire" on Monday, when, she hoped, I would show up to meet them.
6. I agreed, ho, ho, ho.
So after school, I walked into a cafeteria of red, green and gold-decorated staff members. Many of them laughed, some were still a little angry, several wanted to tell their side.
Like second grade teacher Barbara Ballard.
"I will probably wear this for Christmas every year," she said, indicating her blue reindeer vest.
She invited me into her classroom, which also had a holiday theme: cloth snowmen, a mini-tree with ornaments, a Christmas calendar.
She explained that these things, such as a smiling Santa Claus on a teacher's sweatshirt, can make children feel comfortable.
Kids can't learn if they are not comfortable, she said. Plus, it makes them happy.
"Our mission is the children," she said.
I wondered, "How could that be wrong?"
Peace established, we hugged goodbye.
Still, you won't catch me wearing holiday garb.
Merry Christmas.
All dressed up and ready to writeBy
JAMIE REID, The Enterprise
12/14/2006
Updated 12/14/2006 12:03:47 AM CST
Although we stirred up a mini-Christmastime fashion war, we strive for peace and goodwill during the holiday season. Well, all year, really.
So as a type of mistletoe, we would like to give defenders of holiday-themed clothes some well-earned ink.
Here are edited excerpts from some of the festive faithful who gave us permission to publish their emails:
Well, I guess I'm not "in" or "stylish" and maybe a little tacky, but that's what's great about being 75, you can wear what you like and not worry about what the trendy people think.
- Beth Anne Mistrot, 75-year-old retired teacher, Beaumont
Today I went to town wearing Christmas tacky. My friends said that if the fashion police arrested me, they would all don their best Christmas tacky and come rescue me. Do I care to defend Christmas tacky clothes? Nope. They don't need defending. They are fun, they are cheerful and they allow us to enjoy and share the season, whether the message is religious, or secular in nature.
- Laura Cogburn, 68-year-old retired teacher, Hamshire
I feel personally inspired by the article, "Tacky not Stylish," to wear Christmas-themed clothing once a week until the big day, to show Christmas joy to each person I see. Christmas is a time to celebrate, to thank God for sending his son to die on the cross for our sins, and a time to put on a sweater with Santa Claus booming, "HO HO HO!" across the front.
Sure, there are "Grinches" everywhere, who snicker at those who wear Rudolph on their shirt, or refuse to sell Frosty the Snowman underwear in their store; but deep down, they wish they could wear Christmas clothes too.
I've compiled a list of DOs for the Christmas season:
Wear the biggest, most gaudy earrings possible. (Ornaments make great earrings.)
Underwear with Christmas carols scrawled across the back is adorable.
Christmas sweaters should be aired out and worn at Christmas time. (Those who feel the need to wear Christmas sweaters in July should refrain themselves.)
Reindeer antler headbands are a must, and look great on anyone.
Santa hats should not only be worn by Salvation Army attendants, but by everyone.
So, next time you see someone driving with a wreath on the front of their car, or see somebody pass by with antlers posed atop their head, just laugh and wish them a good morning for the immediate cheer they have given you.
- Wesley Smith, Lumberton High School senior
This is still America, right? The land of the free and the home of the people who are allowed to express themselves freely, according to our Bill of Rights. I am guilty of dressing tacky for Christmas and every other occasion I can think of. I have Halloween shirts, bunny slippers, reindeer antler headbands, earrings for every holiday, etc., etc., etc.
I love the attention I get and the smiles on the faces I see. If they are truly laughing behind my back, I don't care. It makes me feel young at heart, and at my age, that is important. Yes, I work at a school, but I wear this stuff everywhere during the season. ...
I guess what this all boils down to is personal opinion. I am entitled to mine and you are entitled to yours. But I don't work for a newspaper and have the ability to have my opinion printed for the whole world to read. You have started a huge controversy in beauty shops and gathering spots all around this area, and I'm sure you will get many responses, so I hope you will print a few of the opposing opinions so others will know that we the tacky people of the world are alive and well and wearing our bells and fringes and Santa hats proudly for all to see.
- Barbara Hilton, 57-year-old High Island High School teacher, Winnie
Poor Jamie Reid, the Enterprise reporter who has lost the Christmas spirit. I venture she doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny, either.
While Christmas is a Christian celebration, all people can experience the joy of the season without being so snobbish as to put down the way others celebrate by wearing clothing that expresses the fun of the season.
I truly feel sorry for people who don't know how to enjoy the greatest celebration of all.
Rejoice, Jamie, every way you can.
Sibyl Allen, 83, Calderwood Retirement Center in Beaumont
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